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Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: It's not about trying to be funny all

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: I really don't have a problem with gay

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: I have always tried to use humor to

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: The South has more of a disproportionate amount

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: The Bible is the funniest book I have

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: If you wanna find out 101 things to

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

Funny David Cross Quotes By David Cross: So all my friends have kids now ...

So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude. — David Cross