Funny Dave Quotes
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Funny Dave Quotes & Sayings
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I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.
— Dave Barry
Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?
— Dave Franklin
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in.
— Dave Beard
We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
— Dave Barry
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
— Dave Chappelle
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
— Dave Chappelle
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
— Dave Attell
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
— Dave Attell
People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?
— Ysabeau S. Wilce
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
— Dave Attell
Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
— Dave Grohl
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
— Dave Willis
You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
— Dave Attell
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
— Dave Chappelle
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
— Dave Bautista
maybe somebody finally shot the dog.
— Dave Barry
Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.
— Dave Barry
Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.
— Dave Barry
San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it.
— Dave Matthews
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
— Jerry Coleman
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
— Dave Attell
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
— Dave Barry
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
— Dave Chappelle
Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
— Dave Attell
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
— Jerry Coleman
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
— Dave Chappelle
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
— Dave Chappelle
But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
— Jonathan Franzen
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
— Dave Chappelle
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
— Dave Barry
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
— Dave Chappelle
I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.
— Dave Attell
