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Many call this process 'the destruction of nature.' But it's not really destruction, it's change. Nature cannot be destroyed.
— Yuval Noah Harari
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
What does it mean?" Emily said, in a low, panicked voice: "What does it mean if a rainbow comes before rain?
— Jaclyn Moriarty
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
— Laura Kightlinger
If you never play you will never lose, but you won't win either. If you never climb a mountain you will never know for sure how good the view is.
— Debbie Shapiro
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
— Garry Shandling