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Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: If you use tact you can say anything,

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: I do think I am funny, or I

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Jean-Jacques Rousseau: If there were a nation of Gods, it

If there were a nation of Gods, it would govern itself democratically. A government so perfect is not suited to men. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Fritz Sauckel: The dissolution of the trade unions was in

The dissolution of the trade unions was in the air then. — Fritz Sauckel

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: I think beating someone to death with a

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Charles Sheeler: Isn't it amazing how photography has advanced without

Isn't it amazing how photography has advanced without improving. — Charles Sheeler

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Frank McCourt: I was sick of my miserable childhood, too,

I was sick of my miserable childhood, too, the way it followed me across the Atlantic and kept nagging at me to be made public. — Frank McCourt

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Augustine Of Hippo: There is no saint without a past, no

There is no saint without a past, no sinner without a future. — Augustine Of Hippo

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By E.W. Greenlee: Do not be dust in the wind, but

Do not be dust in the wind, but the wind that creates the dust storm. — E.W. Greenlee

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: I'm sure that people who have been tweeting

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By James Joyce: White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups

White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Death is not a release, but an incentive.

Death is not a release, but an incentive. The more focused you are on your death, the more righteously you live your life. — Caitlin Moran

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Wallace Stegner: That is all the National Parks are about.

That is all the National Parks are about. Use, but do no harm. — Wallace Stegner

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Kristen Stewart: I think I've gone through my life with

I think I've gone through my life with the understanding that you've got to let go and you can't think that you're going to control your destiny. — Kristen Stewart

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Jill Johnson: Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you

Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat. — Jill Johnson

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Norah Jones: During my first photo shoot, I was unhappy

During my first photo shoot, I was unhappy because they put so much makeup on me and straightened my hair. I've been stubborn ever since. — Norah Jones

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: I was being chased by a giant crab.

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Leonard Cohen: Poetry is just the evidence of life. If

Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. — Leonard Cohen

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Dane Cook: I can always get better. A lot of

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

Funny Dane Cook Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck