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I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. — Dane Cook
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning. — Dane Cook
If there were a nation of Gods, it would govern itself democratically. A government so perfect is not suited to men. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The dissolution of the trade unions was in the air then. — Fritz Sauckel
I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny. — Dane Cook
Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny. — Dane Cook
Isn't it amazing how photography has advanced without improving. — Charles Sheeler
I was sick of my miserable childhood, too, the way it followed me across the Atlantic and kept nagging at me to be made public. — Frank McCourt
There is no saint without a past, no sinner without a future. — Augustine Of Hippo
Do not be dust in the wind, but the wind that creates the dust storm. — E.W. Greenlee
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. — Dane Cook
White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce
Death is not a release, but an incentive. The more focused you are on your death, the more righteously you live your life. — Caitlin Moran
That is all the National Parks are about. Use, but do no harm. — Wallace Stegner
I think I've gone through my life with the understanding that you've got to let go and you can't think that you're going to control your destiny. — Kristen Stewart
Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat. — Jill Johnson
During my first photo shoot, I was unhappy because they put so much makeup on me and straightened my hair. I've been stubborn ever since. — Norah Jones
I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook
Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. — Leonard Cohen
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck

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