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Funny Daily Quotes By Deepak Chopra: Our collective future depends on opening channels of

Our collective future depends on opening channels of compassion, acceptance, and understanding of others. — Deepak Chopra

Funny Daily Quotes By David Javerbaum: I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,'

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum

Funny Daily Quotes By Steve Bivans: Negativity is a sucking whirlpool of piss.

Negativity is a sucking whirlpool of piss. — Steve Bivans

Funny Daily Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Life is sacred gift. There is nothing to

Life is sacred gift. There is nothing to lose, only joy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Daily Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Never lie in bed at night asking yourself

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

Funny Daily Quotes By K'naan: You have to let the world speak to

You have to let the world speak to you and then you speak, you know, so I'm in that moment now where I'm finding the world's voice. — K'naan

Funny Daily Quotes By Lele Pons: The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. — Lele Pons

Funny Daily Quotes By David Rakoff: I had a tumor. But it was great.

I had a tumor. But it was great. — David Rakoff

Funny Daily Quotes By Brenda Hodnett: I blush so easily. Even when I'm not

I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing. — Brenda Hodnett

Funny Daily Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Funny Daily Quotes By Audrina Patridge: A lot of the guys that I date

A lot of the guys that I date and my friends are all in bands. — Audrina Patridge

Funny Daily Quotes By Sydney J. Harris: When a baseball player makes an error, it

When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny? — Sydney J. Harris

Funny Daily Quotes By R.D. Ronald: Today I plan to smile a lot, only

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

Funny Daily Quotes By Maisie Williams: I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

Funny Daily Quotes By Jack Whitehall: This sausage roll only contains 2% of your

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

Funny Daily Quotes By Satish Kumar: All the big problems of the world today

All the big problems of the world today are routed in the philosophy of separateness and dualism. — Satish Kumar

Funny Daily Quotes By C.S. Forester: I thank God daily for the good fortune

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Funny Daily Quotes By Bauvard: The stars have a strong effect on our

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology's only credible conspiracy. — Bauvard