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Funny Daft Quotes By C.S. Pacat: Contrary, aren't you,' said Damen softly, thumbing over

Contrary, aren't you,' said Damen softly, thumbing over Laurent's cheek.
'Fuck me,' said Laurent.
'I want to,' said Damen. 'Can you let me? — C.S. Pacat

Funny Daft Quotes By Philip Greenspun: Like most people in Academia, my vision of

Like most people in Academia, my vision of the future is the same as the average industry person's vision of five years ago. — Philip Greenspun

Funny Daft Quotes By Madeleine Albright: Mahmoud Abbas is a puppet.

Mahmoud Abbas is a puppet. — Madeleine Albright

Funny Daft Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: There are more songs living inside her than

There are more songs living inside her than there are leaves on her tree. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Funny Daft Quotes By Ami Blackwelder: Like two side to a coin, there are

Like two side to a coin, there are two sides to life: your reason and emotional facets. — Ami Blackwelder

Funny Daft Quotes By Brink Lindsey: Rent-seeking crony capitalism with a strong incumbency bias.

Rent-seeking crony capitalism with a strong incumbency bias. If we had a good — Brink Lindsey

Funny Daft Quotes By Dave Attell: You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?'

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation. — Dave Attell

Funny Daft Quotes By Alan Moore: Authority, when first detecting chaos at its heels,

Authority, when first detecting chaos at its heels, will entertain the vilest schemes to save its orderly facade. — Alan Moore

Funny Daft Quotes By Charles Stross: I stared at him. You're a bat, Rudi!

I stared at him. You're a bat, Rudi! She's a mermaid. What were you thinking? — Charles Stross

Funny Daft Quotes By Edward McKendree Bounds: The prayers of God's saints strengthen the unborn

The prayers of God's saints strengthen the unborn generation against the desolating waves of sin and evil. — Edward McKendree Bounds

Funny Daft Quotes By Gary Zukav: The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. — Gary Zukav

Funny Daft Quotes By Mikhail Bulgakov: Have just been run over by tram-car at

Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come. Berlioz. — Mikhail Bulgakov

Funny Daft Quotes By John D. Rhodes: Never dance in a puddle when there's a

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first). — John D. Rhodes

Funny Daft Quotes By Nicole Scherzinger: I love the studio. It's my place to

I love the studio. It's my place to escape and to create and to try anything. — Nicole Scherzinger