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Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck.
— Bree Despain
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
— Daniel Tosh
All mothers are slightly insane.
— J.D. Salinger
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
— Ed Bernard
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning.
— Shaun David Hutchinson
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
— George Lopez
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once.
— J.D. Salinger
And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
She's strong! And scary ... I bet she's single ... I'd put money on it..
— Masashi Kishimoto
I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.
— John Green
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
— Marlon Wayans
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
— Sophie Kinsella
You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.
— Bianca Giovanni
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.
— Malcolm Gladwell
I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.
— Miranda Cosgrove
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
— Bill Engvall
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
It's funny how there are things in this world that do nothing but annoy you, but you know you'd miss them when they're gone.
— Markus Zusak
Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery.
— Kim Cormack
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny." "Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. — Joel N. Ross
I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths.
— Stephanie Perkins
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
It's funny: half my films were flops, half did well. It would be terrible if I'd had only success.
— Claude Lelouch
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles
— D.J. MacHale
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
— Richelle Mead
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
— Rachel Vincent
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.
— Larissa Ione
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.
— Alan Carr
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
— Steve Coogan
Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.
— Suzanne Palmieri
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
— J.D. Salinger
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order to get fatan order he had been delighted to obey. — Henning Mankell
He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.
— Kaylea Cross
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
We're engaged to be engaged, aren't we?
— E.D. Baker
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
I'd love to be what I have been.
— Raheel Farooq
