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Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour? — Robyn Carr

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?"
"Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Brighton I-don't-know-your-middle-name Waterford, are you asking me to strip? — Tiffany Schmidt

I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good. — Miles Teller

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. — Harry Styles

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. — Lucille Ball

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

Roses are read, violets are blue; I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you. — L.A. Casey

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

We didn't kiss," I said. Jules cocked an eyebrow. "We brushed lips. — Leila Howland

Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted.
"Don't shift some of this weight, everything," Arlene replied. — Kristen Ashley

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. — Tucker Max

If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius,' one must poke. — Jules Barnard

Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley

Your big scary husband is crying. — Robyn Carr

I'm going to marry Prince William! I'll get all Kate Middleton's cute coats! — Claudia Gray

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way. — Manohla Dargis

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug — Jodi Lynn Anderson

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)
I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan) — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. — Andy Borowitz

Domaholic?" His voice went all funny with amazement. "Fuck, you're so cute. — Lucian Bane

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia. — Judith Viorst

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. — Rick Riordan

Its Batteries! I just know it! — Alison

You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn. — Stephanie Perkins

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. — Jim Benton

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. — Ellen DeGeneres

Good shot."
"Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant. — Rick Riordan

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. — Melissa Landers

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. — Kasie West

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

Y are you called the cheese man? — Barbara Park

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! — Julie B. Campbell

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

When all else fails, look cute. — Jim Davis

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now? — Abigail Owen

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest. — Laurann Dohner

I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.' — Gattlin Griffith

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas

That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church! — Hilary Duff

How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. — Robyn Carr

Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference. — Julie B. Campbell

In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. — Orson Scott Card

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott