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Funny Cup Quotes By Garry Shandling: I practice safe sex - I use an

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. — Garry Shandling

Funny Cup Quotes By Lois Greiman: Every morning I read the obituaries. If it

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

Funny Cup Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Will you go out with me for a

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Funny Cup Quotes By Frederick Buechner: Vocation is the place where the world's greatest

Vocation is the place where the world's greatest need and a person's greatest joy meet. — Frederick Buechner

Funny Cup Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Funny Cup Quotes By Margaret Mahy: It's so dark - as if all the

It's so dark - as if all the lights are just there to make the other places seem darker. — Margaret Mahy

Funny Cup Quotes By Big Boi: There's so many lies being told throughout the

There's so many lies being told throughout the media and people just run with the lies. They're numb to it. Too many followers, not enough leaders. — Big Boi

Funny Cup Quotes By Jason McCoy: Porsche is a driver's car - a performance

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

Funny Cup Quotes By Stephen King: The simple truth of things is that bad

The simple truth of things is that bad dreams are far better than bad wakings. — Stephen King

Funny Cup Quotes By Arjuna Ranatunga: You can find tea in a tea cup..

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. — Arjuna Ranatunga

Funny Cup Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like

Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature ... tea cup humans! — Charlaine Harris

Funny Cup Quotes By Rossana Condoleo: Intrinsic values and qualities are age-free. For example,

Intrinsic values and qualities are age-free. For example, social competencies or a good heart. — Rossana Condoleo

Funny Cup Quotes By Ben Morgan: Some venues are more intimidating than others, but

Some venues are more intimidating than others, but as professional players you enjoy the intimidating places more than the other kind. — Ben Morgan

Funny Cup Quotes By John Grisham: haven't seen them in some time. I

haven't seen them in some time. I — John Grisham

Funny Cup Quotes By Shaun Newton: Do you remember when we played in Spain

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

Funny Cup Quotes By Horace: If it is well with your belly, chest

If it is well with your belly, chest and feet - the wealth of kings can't give you more. — Horace

Funny Cup Quotes By Evan Esar: Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse. — Evan Esar

Funny Cup Quotes By David Self: A Heart dies when it is not able

A Heart dies when it is not able to share its "Feelings" But A Heart kills it self when another Heart does not understand its "Fellings — David Self

Funny Cup Quotes By Steven Wright: A beautiful woman moved in next door. So

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!" — Steven Wright

Funny Cup Quotes By Sara Sheridan: Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

Funny Cup Quotes By Simone Elkeles: She ignores me, so I cup my hands

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Cup Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Cup Quotes By Dan Millman: An overnight success usually takes about ten years.

An overnight success usually takes about ten years. - Anonymous — Dan Millman