Funny Cup Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Funny Cup

Funny Cup Quotes & Sayings

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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. — Garry Shandling

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Vocation is the place where the world's greatest need and a person's greatest joy meet. — Frederick Buechner

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

It's so dark - as if all the lights are just there to make the other places seem darker. — Margaret Mahy

There's so many lies being told throughout the media and people just run with the lies. They're numb to it. Too many followers, not enough leaders. — Big Boi

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

The simple truth of things is that bad dreams are far better than bad wakings. — Stephen King

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. — Arjuna Ranatunga

Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature ... tea cup humans! — Charlaine Harris

Intrinsic values and qualities are age-free. For example, social competencies or a good heart. — Rossana Condoleo

Some venues are more intimidating than others, but as professional players you enjoy the intimidating places more than the other kind. — Ben Morgan

haven't seen them in some time. I — John Grisham

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

If it is well with your belly, chest and feet - the wealth of kings can't give you more. — Horace

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse. — Evan Esar

A Heart dies when it is not able to share its "Feelings" But A Heart kills it self when another Heart does not understand its "Fellings — David Self

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!" — Steven Wright

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up. — Frankie Boyle

An overnight success usually takes about ten years. - Anonymous — Dan Millman