Funny Crime Quotes
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Funny Crime Quotes & Sayings
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Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!
— Sara Sheridan
A cynic might suggest as the motto of modern life this simple legend-just as good as the real.
— Charles Dudley Warner
It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime ... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal.
— Kangana Ranaut
It's funny the ways we try to punish ourselves when we feel we've committed some crime.
— Deb Caletti
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
— Steven Wright
Never judge a book by its "spine".
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
The Labor Party is a body that does not seek political life, and does not fight for its life.
— Ami Ayalon
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you, commit a crime.
— Elizabeth L. Silver
You seem to grieve for what is not so ... and there is no need to let your heart run ahead into evils that may never come.
— Pearl S. Buck
Some men become what they were born for.
— Sheenagh Pugh