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The really important thing to be was yourself, just as hard as you could. — Terry Pratchett

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

It was the softest bed she had ever lain in. But then, it was the only bed she had ever lain in. — Colson Whitehead

I never saw the face of Cobbett ... I should not know him if I met him in my porridge dish. — John Adams

Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like crap, by the way.'
'Thanks for breaking it to me gently.' Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned. — Claudia Gray

Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you're wearing. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It's just Jessica and Marcus, oxymoronically alone together. — Megan McCafferty

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black

I didn't find out until I became a father. You don't just LOVE your children. You FALL in love with them. — Frasier Crane

The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny. — Carroll Shelby

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first — S.A. Bodeen

It is not great talents God blesses so much as likeness to Jesus. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

All's fair in hate and Hollywood. — Charles Bukowski

I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they bury you. — Nickolaus Pacione

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. — Steve Wozniak

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson

I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. — Rachel Vincent

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now. — Mark Frost

You can edit crap, but you can't edit nothing. — Anita Bell

Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. — Stacey Wallace Benefiel

The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up. — Jeanne Phillips

There are several such issues where I have departed radically from the Republican orthodoxy. — William Weld

The individual is the brain, not the heart. — Christiaan Barnard