Funny Cows Quotes
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I'm the kind of Flying Wallenda who prays for a good net. That's all. Just a good net.
— Bridget Asher
Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit.
— Eric Bogosian
Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.
— Darynda Jones
The Republican Party and the conservative free market movement have been presidentially focused for too long.
— Grover Norquist
Does anyone like a fat old cow?""Maybe other fat old cows? — Allan Dare Pearce
Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.
— Wendy Lichtman
Day One: Still tired from the move.
— Steven Wright
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
— Steven Wright
So basically you're sticking around to watch us all fuck up ?""Yes. It's one of life's few guaranteed constants. — Iain M. Banks
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
— Groucho Marx
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
We yearn for tomorrow and the progress it represents. But yesterday was once tomorrow, and where was the progress in it?
— Dean Koontz
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
— Dylan Moran
There are no bees on the moon
— Thabiso Monkoe