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I'm the kind of Flying Wallenda who prays for a good net. That's all. Just a good net. — Bridget Asher

Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit. — Eric Bogosian

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown. — Darynda Jones

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

The Republican Party and the conservative free market movement have been presidentially focused for too long. — Grover Norquist

Does anyone like a fat old cow?"

"Maybe other fat old cows? — Allan Dare Pearce

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. — Katie McGarry

I love character actors. If I'm switching channels, and something with Slim Pickens is on, or Walter Brennan, I'm stuck. I have to watch it. — Les Claypool

Day One: Still tired from the move. — Steven Wright

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright

So basically you're sticking around to watch us all fuck up ?"
"Yes. It's one of life's few guaranteed constants. — Iain M. Banks

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

We yearn for tomorrow and the progress it represents. But yesterday was once tomorrow, and where was the progress in it? — Dean Koontz

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. — Dylan Moran

There are no bees on the moon — Thabiso Monkoe