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Funny Couples Quotes By Betty Jane Wylie: There are all kinds of ways of being

There are all kinds of ways of being unfaithful, not the worst of them with your body. — Betty Jane Wylie

Funny Couples Quotes By Howard Mittelmark: In real life, couples bond and war over

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

Funny Couples Quotes By Tennessee Williams: There's a time for departure even when there's

There's a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. — Tennessee Williams

Funny Couples Quotes By Sarah Weeks: Being a humble person, she gave her pie

Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name - PIE. — Sarah Weeks

Funny Couples Quotes By Jarod Kintz: Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast,

Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young. — Jarod Kintz

Funny Couples Quotes By Jennifer Lopez: It's funny when you get married, you do

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez

Funny Couples Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics! — Mohith Agadi

Funny Couples Quotes By Pierce Brown: Emptiness is life without freedom, Darrow. Emptiness is

Emptiness is life without freedom, Darrow. Emptiness is living chained by fear, fear of loss, of death. — Pierce Brown

Funny Couples Quotes By Jim Butcher: That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

Funny Couples Quotes By Matthew Underwood: I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting

I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my favorite song. — Matthew Underwood

Funny Couples Quotes By Shirley Jackson: Why do women always look so funny alone

Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone. — Shirley Jackson

Funny Couples Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Why am I hopping around like some trained

Why am I hopping around like some trained dog trying to please people I hate? — Suzanne Collins