Funny Country Drinking Quotes

If you can serve everyone who visits you, you must be doing well in business. — Ahmet Davutoglu

That terrible feeling that you're not good enough to be loved by the people you love most, and eventually by anyone else. — Danielle Steel

Those people upstairs think that Karl Marx was somebody who wrote a good anti-trust law. — Warren Beatty

Forgiving people are less likely to be hateful, depressed, hostile, anxious, angry, and neurotic. — Sonja Lyubomirsky

There's something about the water - that solitary kind of peaceful feeling. You're on Earth but not quite. — John C. Reilly

Aristotelian logic is massive and marmoreal, but every monument accumulates graffiti. — David Berlinski

The healing of the spirit has not been completed until openness to challenge becomes a way of life. — M. Scott Peck

I suddenly see us from above. I do that all the time now. I think it's because I'm losing my humanity and it's my way of marking my descent into hell. — Karen Marie Moning

A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him. — Jonathan L. Howard

My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I really don't remember. — John Malkovich

A thing is symmetrical if there is something you can do to it so that after you have finished doing it, it looks the same as before. — Dave Goldberg

One awakens, one rises, one dresses, and one goes forth;
One returns, one dines, one sups, one retires and one sleeps. — Pierre-Antoine-Augustin De Piis

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious. — Richard Armour

I don't design clothes, I design dreams — Ralph Lauren

I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers. — William Chillingworth