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In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not. — Bill Bryson

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country. — Sol Luckman

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there. — Andy Rooney

Playing in Italy was like being in a foreign country. — Ian Rush

Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead. — Attila The Hun

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country. — Ronald Reagan

It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why! — Megan Hilty

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. — Lewis Black

Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country's melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards — Jussi Adler-Olsen

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. — George W. Bush

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. — Zach Galifianakis

In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts. — Carice Van Houten

Now I've wrestled alotta countries! — Scott Steiner

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. — Jon Stewart

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex

The way this country deals with drugs is just not funny. What a waste of everyone's time and effort. What a waste of a lot of people's lives. — Dave Barry

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. — Thomas Paine

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!" — Bill Bailey

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny. — Catherine Lacey

Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ... — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I always thought of this as God's country. — Jack Granatstein

We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still? — Waylon Jennings

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory. — Eric Church

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ... — Steven Wright

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash. — David Letterman

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov