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Funny Corn Quotes By Jean-Claude Van Damme: Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

Funny Corn Quotes By Jameer Nelson: A lot of dreams don't come true in

A lot of dreams don't come true in life. If you can make somebody's dream come true, you should. — Jameer Nelson

Funny Corn Quotes By Charles M. Blow: The internet is ruthless. And people are very,

The internet is ruthless. And people are very, very happy to let you know when they don't like something. — Charles M. Blow

Funny Corn Quotes By Suzanne Woods Fisher: People with a heart for God have a

People with a heart for God have a heart for people. — Suzanne Woods Fisher

Funny Corn Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun.

'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Corn Quotes By Kenneth Fisher: Buy into good, well-researched companies and then wait.

Buy into good, well-researched companies and then wait. Let's call it a sit-on-your-hands investment strategy. — Kenneth Fisher

Funny Corn Quotes By Derek Jeter: The guy's (Shane Spencer) ridiculous. No one hits

The guy's (Shane Spencer) ridiculous. No one hits home runs like that. I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous. — Derek Jeter

Funny Corn Quotes By Lewis Black: All the candy corn that was ever made

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black

Funny Corn Quotes By Josh Stern: Blood is thicker than water, but they still

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows — Josh Stern

Funny Corn Quotes By Pete Wentz: Everyone has learned how to monetize music except

Everyone has learned how to monetize music except the music industry. — Pete Wentz

Funny Corn Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra: It is the privilege and charm of beauty

It is the privilege and charm of beauty to win the heart and secure good-will, — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Funny Corn Quotes By Kim Harrington: Wow, you mean Tiffany's an evil wench? I'm

Wow, you mean Tiffany's an evil wench? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you! I patted my heart in faux surprise. — Kim Harrington

Funny Corn Quotes By Libba Bray: I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. — Libba Bray

Funny Corn Quotes By Jess Lourey: And once I opened up all that real

And once I opened up all that real estate where before I'd been holding anger and regret, I found a lot of things were simpler than I'd made them. — Jess Lourey

Funny Corn Quotes By Jeffrey Combs: It's who you know and who can help

It's who you know and who can help you. — Jeffrey Combs

Funny Corn Quotes By Sue Grafton: I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously.

I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously. Where could you rent a chainsaw at this time of night? — Sue Grafton

Funny Corn Quotes By Tom Shales: By a twist of fate rather than anything

By a twist of fate rather than anything approaching journalistic enterprise, I did the last major interview with Johnny Carson. — Tom Shales