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I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. — Dane Cook

Vice is punished, but virtue is not rewarded — George Orwell

Natan Ketilsson fetched his wife from heaven's gate. — Hannah Kent

Volvos are fundamentally invisible. — John Sandford

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. — David Cook

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning. — Dane Cook

Never trust a skinny cook — Iain Hewitson

To have an outside where you've come from and an inside where you are going. — Karl Ove Knausgard

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny. — Dane Cook

He felt the devil twisting his tail, and pretended it was the angels smiling on him. — D.H. Lawrence

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny. — Dane Cook

You can't let fear and indecision sink your creativity
they do not easily release their hold. — Richie Norton

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

One does not beg for a glass of water from the devil. — Christopher Pike

Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat. — Kristi Cook

13 Be exalted, O LORD, in your strength! We will sing and praise your power. — Anonymous

The historical novel gives us perspective on our modern lives and helps us connect with the story, which we are continuing ourselves. — Mary Pope Osborne

I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny — Haresh Daswani

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. — Dane Cook

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. — Rita Rudner

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — Mae West

Those things that are the most obvious are the very things we've most likely to overlook. — Pittacus Lore

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

If I get killed, put my boots back on me. — John Sandford

She feels "Brutal Dynasty" actually may become the Great American Novel she and her fellow critics have been looking for so long. — Clyde Brion Davis

Could a body broken and blood spilled two thousand years ago restore my own damaged life? — Frederica Mathewes-Green

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook