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I've only been an asshole to assholes! — Harlan Ellison

I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess. — Rohinton Mistry

It's not that I don't like the real world I just wouldn't want to live here full time. — M.T. McGuire

I have no skeletons in my closet. — David Vitter

If you put good people around you, I guess you're smart. You learn from them and that makes you a better coach. — Tony DiCicco

I promise you that one day you will stand aside and look at your difficult times, you will realize that he was always there beside you. — Thomas S. Monson

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price. — Tom Lehrer

I think it would be great for the Academy to recognize old age. — Michael Caine

A terrible animal, indeed, is an unbridled woman. — John Lothrop Motley

The Law of God reaches into every area of life, and it brings about incredible blessing and incredible freedom. — Randall Terry

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. — Ernest Hemingway,

Because of the realities of human nature, perfect peace is achieved in two places only: in the grave and at the typewriter. — Richard M. Nixon

I confess that the idea of taking off one's boots in a howling squall to safeguard fossils that had survived since the Precambrian had its funny side. — Richard Fortey