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Funny Company Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm getting so old my insurance company sends

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Company Quotes By Farahad Zama: Abba, you may not like it, but what

Abba, you may not like it, but what I'm doing is important. If you don't agree, then I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. — Farahad Zama

Funny Company Quotes By Paula Graves: My only relationship policy is, don't bring your

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. — Paula Graves

Funny Company Quotes By Lew Wasserman: To err is human, to forgive is against

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. — Lew Wasserman

Funny Company Quotes By Paul Krugman: But Wall Street people are in fact very

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

Funny Company Quotes By Peggy Noonan: The Democratic Party's complete obeisance to [the abortion]

The Democratic Party's complete obeisance to [the abortion] lobby makes Democrats look bought, frightened and craven. — Peggy Noonan

Funny Company Quotes By Will Rogers: A company is known by the people it

A company is known by the people it keeps. — Will Rogers

Funny Company Quotes By Neil Young: Being sued by your own record company, that's

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young

Funny Company Quotes By Jonathan Swift: It is the talent of human nature to

It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another. — Jonathan Swift

Funny Company Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson

Funny Company Quotes By Walt Disney Company: You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in

You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style! — Walt Disney Company

Funny Company Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Most teachers are not enlightened. Very few are.

Most teachers are not enlightened. Very few are. That doesn't mean they are not great teachers. — Frederick Lenz

Funny Company Quotes By John McAfee: As the economy goes south, petty theft begins.

As the economy goes south, petty theft begins. And then grand theft. And then muggings. — John McAfee

Funny Company Quotes By Rupert Everett: I have nothing to complain about.. except maybe

I have nothing to complain about.. except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man. — Rupert Everett

Funny Company Quotes By Mark Twain: What a man misses mostly in heaven is

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. — Mark Twain

Funny Company Quotes By Thomas Paine: My mind is my own church.

My mind is my own church. — Thomas Paine

Funny Company Quotes By Annoying Orange: You know what they say, Two pairs a

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Funny Company Quotes By Mark Twain: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain

Funny Company Quotes By Criss Jami: There is a certain delightful sort of hope

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon. — Criss Jami

Funny Company Quotes By Laura Poitras: The free software community should be supported more

The free software community should be supported more widely. I'm totally in solidarity with what they do. — Laura Poitras

Funny Company Quotes By Orson Scott Card: The point is, there are times when the

The point is, there are times when the world is in flux and the right
voice in the right place can move the world — Orson Scott Card

Funny Company Quotes By Alvin Robertson: On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan

On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson

Funny Company Quotes By Aasif Mandvi: One thing I always did in my career

One thing I always did in my career was writing. I always was writing. I was trying to create things. For myself, for other people. — Aasif Mandvi

Funny Company Quotes By Kristen Ashley: You comin' or what?

You comin' or what? — Kristen Ashley

Funny Company Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Whenever I call a company and get put

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen