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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield

Abba, you may not like it, but what I'm doing is important. If you don't agree, then I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. — Farahad Zama

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. — Paula Graves

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. — Lew Wasserman

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

The Democratic Party's complete obeisance to [the abortion] lobby makes Democrats look bought, frightened and craven. — Peggy Noonan

A company is known by the people it keeps. — Will Rogers

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young

It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another. — Jonathan Swift

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson

You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style! — Walt Disney Company

Most teachers are not enlightened. Very few are. That doesn't mean they are not great teachers. — Frederick Lenz

As the economy goes south, petty theft begins. And then grand theft. And then muggings. — John McAfee

I have nothing to complain about.. except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man. — Rupert Everett

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. — Mark Twain

My mind is my own church. — Thomas Paine

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon. — Criss Jami

The free software community should be supported more widely. I'm totally in solidarity with what they do. — Laura Poitras

The point is, there are times when the world is in flux and the right
voice in the right place can move the world — Orson Scott Card

On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson

One thing I always did in my career was writing. I always was writing. I was trying to create things. For myself, for other people. — Aasif Mandvi

You comin' or what? — Kristen Ashley

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen