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If I'm having a chardonnay in the show, it'll be green tea with water. — Kether Donohue

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

If it were left to us, we would all fall away from the faith and perish. — R.C. Sproul

Being empowered with the knowledge that you are the creator of your own reality, is the best way to accelerate healing and learning. — David Wolfe

Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues. — Justin Somper

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

I thought if I lost the band, I was dead. If I didn't stick with the Who, I would be a sheet metal worker for the rest of my life. — Roger Daltrey

I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts
me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke. — Michel Houellebecq

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. — Carroll Bryant

I learned early on that 'rabbi' means teacher, not priest. — George Steiner

To say that the first casualty of war is truth is to miss the rather more important point that a principal weapon of war is lies. — Harry M. Collins

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself. — Benny Bellamacina

Too much down time makes us miss home. — Glenn Tipton

Just because the question can be answered doesn't mean that anyone is obliged to answer it, or that it ought to be asked. — Rebecca Solnit

Everyone should drink champagne on their birthday. — Jojo Moyes

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

to leaders - people are emotional and you can take them for a ride as long as they continue to be gullible — Anno Nomius

My friend, it was but a song of love out of a poet's heart, sung by every man to every woman. — Kahlil Gibran

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner