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Funny Comical Quotes By Kether Donohue: If I'm having a chardonnay in the show,

If I'm having a chardonnay in the show, it'll be green tea with water. — Kether Donohue

Funny Comical Quotes By Carroll Bryant: One should never give up on hope. Unless

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Comical Quotes By Juan Manuel Marquez: Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny

Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Funny Comical Quotes By Sherwood Smith: Who in the universe halts when the enemy

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

Funny Comical Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Comical Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: -"He loved her ... It was noble of

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Funny Comical Quotes By R.C. Sproul: If it were left to us, we would

If it were left to us, we would all fall away from the faith and perish. — R.C. Sproul

Funny Comical Quotes By David Wolfe: Being empowered with the knowledge that you are

Being empowered with the knowledge that you are the creator of your own reality, is the best way to accelerate healing and learning. — David Wolfe

Funny Comical Quotes By Justin Somper: Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I

Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues. — Justin Somper

Funny Comical Quotes By Bryan Davis: Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

Funny Comical Quotes By Roger Daltrey: I thought if I lost the band, I

I thought if I lost the band, I was dead. If I didn't stick with the Who, I would be a sheet metal worker for the rest of my life. — Roger Daltrey

Funny Comical Quotes By Michel Houellebecq: I don't like this world. I definitely do

I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts
me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke. — Michel Houellebecq

Funny Comical Quotes By Carroll Bryant: What goes up must come down. Which is

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Comical Quotes By George Steiner: I learned early on that 'rabbi' means teacher,

I learned early on that 'rabbi' means teacher, not priest. — George Steiner

Funny Comical Quotes By Harry M. Collins: To say that the first casualty of war

To say that the first casualty of war is truth is to miss the rather more important point that a principal weapon of war is lies. — Harry M. Collins

Funny Comical Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: The doctor asked me recently how I was

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself. — Benny Bellamacina

Funny Comical Quotes By Glenn Tipton: Too much down time makes us miss home.

Too much down time makes us miss home. — Glenn Tipton

Funny Comical Quotes By Rebecca Solnit: Just because the question can be answered doesn't

Just because the question can be answered doesn't mean that anyone is obliged to answer it, or that it ought to be asked. — Rebecca Solnit

Funny Comical Quotes By Jojo Moyes: Everyone should drink champagne on their birthday.

Everyone should drink champagne on their birthday. — Jojo Moyes

Funny Comical Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

Funny Comical Quotes By Anno Nomius: to leaders - people are emotional and you

to leaders - people are emotional and you can take them for a ride as long as they continue to be gullible — Anno Nomius

Funny Comical Quotes By Kahlil Gibran: My friend, it was but a song of

My friend, it was but a song of love out of a poet's heart, sung by every man to every woman. — Kahlil Gibran

Funny Comical Quotes By James Dashner: Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner