Funny Close Up Quotes
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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine
— Jamie Delano
I HAVE TO MEET HIM.I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
One must see God in everyone.
— Catherine Laboure
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
— Charles Barkley
Funny to get so close ... only to have him ripped away again.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.
— Gena Showalter
Okay, well ... how's that water feeling, then?' 'Excuse me?' 'The Nile warm this time of the year?
— J.R. Ward
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
— Dave Chappelle
A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
— Mitch Hedberg
If an opera cannot be played by an organ grinder, it's not going to achieve immortality.
— Thomas Beecham
The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.
— Del Close
I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.
— Mitch Hedberg
Life is a flimsy branch over an abyss.
— Henning Mankell
Now God refused to come down to earth in the form of potato-flour; that was an undeniable, indisputable fact.
— Joris-Karl Huysmans
I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.
— Mitch Hedberg
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
— Jimmy Carr
The sun rejuvenates me. When I grow tired, it keeps my mood bright.
— Robin S. Sharma
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all.
— Paul Auster
and in freedom, most people find sin.
— John Green
Oohrah, kiddo," Chester said quietly. Ty smiled and squeezed his eyes shut as tears trailed down his face. "Oohrah, Gunny.
— Abigail Roux
Time is the great eraser, both of sorrow and of joy.
— Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Sometimes the large scale organic farmer looks like someone trying to practice industrial agriculture with one hand tied behind his back.
— Michael Pollan
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.
— Brandon Sanderson
She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away.
— Tamora Pierce
