Funny Clinton Quotes
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No more materialism, no more this egoism, I must become spiritual.
— Swami Vivekananda
Your sister already did the 'villain explains it all' speech.I don't need another one.
— Rachel Hawkins
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
— William J. Clinton
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
— Chelsea Clinton
Insanity is a gradual process - don't rush it.
— Douglas Adams
At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them.
— Tamara Keith
California is an unusual and electric kind of state - it's wonderful. All sorts of things happen there.
— Mario Cuomo
Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.
— Dan Quayle
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'
— Kate Clinton
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
— William J. Clinton
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.
— Robert Breault
A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.
— Gail Carriger
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
— William J. Clinton
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
— David Letterman
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.
— Hillary Clinton
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Every experience is a book to be written.
— Lailah Gifty Akita