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Funny Clean Quotes By Henry Wessel Jr.: Some of my best work is done when

Some of my best work is done when I'm half asleep. — Henry Wessel Jr.

Funny Clean Quotes By Bowie Kuhn: Salary arbitration is probably in place - was

Salary arbitration is probably in place - was put in place then and probably is in place now - because I supported it. — Bowie Kuhn

Funny Clean Quotes By Mark Twain: A clean desk is a sign of a

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

Funny Clean Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Funny Clean Quotes By Someone: It's nice to be important, but more important

It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. — Someone

Funny Clean Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Funny Clean Quotes By Mae West: It's hard to be funny when you have

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

Funny Clean Quotes By Epicurus: Thus that which is the most awful of

Thus that which is the most awful of evils, death, is nothing to us, since when we exist there is no death, and when there is death we do not exist. — Epicurus

Funny Clean Quotes By Voltaire: A historian has many duties ... the first

A historian has many duties ... the first is not to slander; the second is not to bore — Voltaire

Funny Clean Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Relying on God has to begin all over

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Clean Quotes By Tara Palmer-Tomkinson: I often pay homeless people to come round

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

Funny Clean Quotes By Charles De Lint: Why did men worship in churches, locking themselves

Why did men worship in churches, locking themselves away in the dark, when the world lay beyond its doors in all its real glory? — Charles De Lint

Funny Clean Quotes By Adam Rex: Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

Funny Clean Quotes By Erin Hunter: How could she criticize her mother when, in

How could she criticize her mother when, in truth, she wanted to be just like her, brave — Erin Hunter

Funny Clean Quotes By Redman: You know what make me laugh? Good, clean,

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

Funny Clean Quotes By Shane K.P. O'Neill: He had not known a world that did

He had not known a world that did not have her in it. Yet now he was going to discover just that. — Shane K.P. O'Neill

Funny Clean Quotes By Markus Zusak: When a woman with an iron fist tells

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak

Funny Clean Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? — Steven Wright

Funny Clean Quotes By Joan Bauer: Life and death played out before my very

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Funny Clean Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking