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Some of my best work is done when I'm half asleep. — Henry Wessel Jr.
Salary arbitration is probably in place - was put in place then and probably is in place now - because I supported it. — Bowie Kuhn
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi
It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. — Someone
I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West
Thus that which is the most awful of evils, death, is nothing to us, since when we exist there is no death, and when there is death we do not exist. — Epicurus
A historian has many duties ... the first is not to slander; the second is not to bore — Voltaire
Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. — C.S. Lewis
I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Why did men worship in churches, locking themselves away in the dark, when the world lay beyond its doors in all its real glory? — Charles De Lint
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex
How could she criticize her mother when, in truth, she wanted to be just like her, brave — Erin Hunter
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman
He had not known a world that did not have her in it. Yet now he was going to discover just that. — Shane K.P. O'Neill
When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? — Steven Wright
Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

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