Funny Claims Quotes
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Funny Claims Quotes & Sayings
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Only mothers can think of the future - because they give birth to it in their children.
— Maxim Gorky
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
The environment as we perceive it is our invention,
— Heinz Von Foerster
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!
— Billy Connolly
I'm wonderfully self-lacerating, probably to my character's detriment. I'm terribly open to critique.
— David Shields
In this life we love who we love. There were some stories in which facts were very nearly irrelevant.
— Ann Patchett
Perhaps death is just a big lie.
— Bella James
Depression can be a form of self hatred. We don't feel comfortable in our own skin.
— Michele McKnight Baker
Now they have a riddle.- Criminal Minds — Deyth Banger
My father was a small claims court jester.
— Steven Wright
I was in the valley of the shadow of death, no two fucking ways about it, but I had Rita at my side.
— Hiroshi Sakurazaka
Make a written list of everything you love.
— Rhonda Byrne
That's the mistake women make - you shouldn't see your makeup. We don't want to look like we've made an effort.
— Lauren Hutton
