Funny City Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Funny City

Funny City Quotes & Sayings

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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock. — Ichiro Suzuki

drive like hell was chasing you. — Cassandra Clare

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?
sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare

That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller. — Cassandra Clare

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. — Agatha Christie

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. — Woody Allen

Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare

Being a pumpkinhead is great."
"Your HEAD is a PUMPKIN. — Justin Robinson

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

Never follow the crowd ...
Until and unless you're crossing the road ... — Sanhita Baruah

San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it. — Dave Matthews

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

-Judge Dredd — John Wagner

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! — Ilona Andrews

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab. — Scott Adams

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

Every city I go to is an opportunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii. — Tony Bennett

Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing. — E.M. Denning

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes. — Ralph Klein

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. — Jimmy Fallon

So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase ... I merely obliged her by running. — D.D. Chant

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. — Jerry Coleman

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace — Cassandra Clare

The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. — Cassandra Clare