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Funny Christmas List Quotes By Jack Nicklaus: Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived

Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal. — Jack Nicklaus

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Erma Bombeck: If compliments were food, I'd have starved to

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago. — Erma Bombeck

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Karl Shapiro: Already old, the question Who shall die? Becomes

Already old, the question Who shall die? Becomes unspoken Who is innocent? — Karl Shapiro

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Christina Dodd: We're lucky." He slipped his hand around her

We're lucky." He slipped his hand around her waist and splayed it in the small of her back. "Most couples have only one first kiss. We'll have two. — Christina Dodd

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Jeannette Rankin: You can no more win a war than

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake — Jeannette Rankin

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Maurice Greene: Every race is not perfect; there are obviously

Every race is not perfect; there are obviously a lot of things I can improve on at the end of the race. — Maurice Greene

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Libba Bray: This is how the fire starts. This is

This is how the fire starts. This is how we burn. — Libba Bray

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Peter Padfield: from 4,000 yards.4 He exceeded

from 4,000 yards.4 He exceeded — Peter Padfield

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Henry Williamson: Education must be aimed at creating a wider

Education must be aimed at creating a wider imagination in the child, not at suppressing. The child's mind must be set free. — Henry Williamson

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Amanda Beard: Sometimes success is simply being willing to give

Sometimes success is simply being willing to give it your all. — Amanda Beard

Funny Christmas List Quotes By David Nail: I'm a worrywart, so I'm always a bit

I'm a worrywart, so I'm always a bit more stressed out than I should be or wish I was. — David Nail

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Petr Prucha: He has a great pass, great vision, great

He has a great pass, great vision, great shot, great everything. — Petr Prucha

Funny Christmas List Quotes By Jessica Park: Finn is God: If you get off your

Finn is God: If you get off your high horse, you'll notice that it, too, poops. — Jessica Park

Funny Christmas List Quotes By John F. MacArthur Jr.: Human ideas and concepts are temporal and completely

Human ideas and concepts are temporal and completely incapable of producing spiritual truth or guidance. — John F. MacArthur Jr.