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Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Rick Julian: Using science to prove religion is like using

Using science to prove religion is like using a ruler to measure love. — Rick Julian

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By S.M. Boyce: Don't let others speak for you, or you

Don't let others speak for you, or you will lose your voice forever. — S.M. Boyce

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Giacomo Casanova: The same principle that forbids me to lie

The same principle that forbids me to lie does not allow me to tell the truth. — Giacomo Casanova

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Barack Obama: Some heinous crimes justify the ultimate punishment.

Some heinous crimes justify the ultimate punishment. — Barack Obama

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Sarah Tregay: He smells like Speed Stick, shampoo, and all

He smells like Speed Stick, shampoo, and all I've ever wanted. — Sarah Tregay

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: I am walking like a bewitched corpse, with

I am walking like a bewitched corpse, with the certainty of being eaten by the infinite, of being annulled by the only existing Absurd. — Edgar Allan Poe

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Harvey Weinstein: Everybody who's played Marilyn Monroe before has gone

Everybody who's played Marilyn Monroe before has gone down in flames. It's impossible to capture Marilyn Monroe. — Harvey Weinstein

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes By Gary Payton: Way to rock lil' homie. Much Love.

Way to rock lil' homie. Much Love. — Gary Payton