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I grew up in a physical world, and I speak English. The next generation is growing up in a digital world, and they speak social.
— Angela Ahrendts
American presidential leadership never goes out of style.
— Monica Crowley
You're not celibate, then?" I breathe. Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
— Christian Slater
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.
— Marc Maron
That which must not, can not be.
— Christian Morgenstern
I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning
Someone gave me the Love Languages book, and that has been the best book I've ever read about relationships and has helped me the most.
— Kristin Cavallari
A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.
— Sophie Monroe
For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful.
— Christian Fennesz
After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!
— Stephen Colbert
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
— Richelle Mead
I have to return some videotapes
— Bret Easton Ellis
I believe the impossible is just a dare
— Kazzie Kennedy
Vicious habits are so odious and degrading that they transform the individual who practices them into an incarnate demon.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
Before you make a decision, ask yourself this question: will you regret the results or rejoice in them?
— Rob Liano
You can choose not to be interested in politics, but you can't choose to be unaffected by it
— Penny Wong
The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.
— Christian Cantrell
dromedary." She has three-year-old Mark in her arms. The fake
— Hannah Holborn
A major character has to come somehow out of the unconscious.
— Graham Greene
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
— Charles Barkley
Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
— TheFlamingPopsicle
