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I grew up in a physical world, and I speak English. The next generation is growing up in a digital world, and they speak social. — Angela Ahrendts

American presidential leadership never goes out of style. — Monica Crowley

You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin

A mother is the best friend God ever gave. — Christian Nestell Bovee

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

That which must not, can not be. — Christian Morgenstern

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Someone gave me the Love Languages book, and that has been the best book I've ever read about relationships and has helped me the most. — Kristin Cavallari

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful. — Christian Fennesz

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it! — Stephen Colbert

Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie — Barney Kessel

Not until she'd left the room did Kate realize that Bunny hadn't ended a single one of her sentences with a question mark. — Anne Tyler

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time. — Richelle Mead

It's as if someone vacuumed up the horizon while we were looking the other way. — Jandy Nelson

I have to return some videotapes — Bret Easton Ellis

I believe the impossible is just a dare — Kazzie Kennedy

Vicious habits are so odious and degrading that they transform the individual who practices them into an incarnate demon. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Before you make a decision, ask yourself this question: will you regret the results or rejoice in them? — Rob Liano

I came from here, you came from there.
And now we're both sitting at the same table. — Amin Maalouf

You can choose not to be interested in politics, but you can't choose to be unaffected by it — Penny Wong

The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering. — Christian Cantrell

dromedary." She has three-year-old Mark in her arms. The fake — Hannah Holborn

A major character has to come somehow out of the unconscious. — Graham Greene

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys. — Charles Barkley

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat. — Martin Luther