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Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Lilley: I'm not interested in being one of those

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Dee: In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental

In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental decision. In Milan, it's a kick. — Chris Dee

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Everything's funny - in the right context and

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Hardwick: It's funny: when I first started getting vocal

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. — Chris Hardwick

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Milk: For some reason, humans have this funny thing

For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are. — Chris Milk

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Elliott: I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Hannan: He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable

He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass. — Chris Hannan

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Bohjalian: But it's funny how the memory works and

But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want. — Chris Bohjalian

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I think all the funny people were bullied.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Funny is only something that others know about

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Pratt: Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks

Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen. — Chris Pratt

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Lilley: Fans feel they know me, so they want

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations. — Chris Lilley

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Pine: I do like dating cynics - they tend

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny. — Chris Pine

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: You know what GED stands for? Good Enough

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I want to really take chances. I want

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris O'Donnell: You have a couple of buddies sleep over,

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign,

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it.

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Community college is like a disco with books:

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Fabry: It's funny how aimless a person can feel

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Kyle: I don't know how high I went, I

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Eigeman: I really love showing up at work at

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: My mother is the kind of woman you

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Lilley: I just do what I think is funny

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me. — Chris Lilley

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Chris Messina: I like funny things, but I don't find

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

Funny Chris D'elia Quotes By Willie Geist: Chris Rock is a very funny man.

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist