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I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental decision. In Milan, it's a kick. — Chris Dee

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. — Chris Hardwick

For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are. — Chris Milk

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass. — Chris Hannan

But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want. — Chris Bohjalian

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen. — Chris Pratt

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations. — Chris Lilley

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny. — Chris Pine

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me. — Chris Lilley

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist