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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. — J.K. Rowling

Anger is the quintessential individual-signature emotion: I am what makes me mad. — Gina Barreca

It's so much easier to be cynical. — Louie Anderson

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. — Patrick Skene Catling

And because they were in some way one thing and one purpose, she smiled with him.
And they began this day with hope. — John Steinbeck

The best work never was and never will be done for money. — John Ruskin

The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation. — Reuben Fine

Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate. — Ryan Reynolds

First love," said Ida with a sigh. "That's the one that kills you. — Lang Leav

Even as a partisan Republican, I'm not sure a 40-year run is healthy for either party. — Ed Gillespie

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. — Carl Hiaasen

When we talk about the decline of the American family, I think we have to go back to the Industrial Revolution. — Donald Miller

If nothing else, I was a predator - and predators could sense fear. — Jus Accardo

I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate — Pablo

My aim is to integrate business connections into vulnerable communities thus creating jobs. — David Batstone

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate. — Sandra Boynton

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington

Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. — David Sedaris

Being gay wasn't his complete identity, but it felt like an important part of himself. And he wanted to be the one to control who knew. — Ravon Silvius

So these things happen, deep in our lives. We do not speak of them. We hide them even from ourselves, but they do not leave us. — David Malouf

The name potash is derived from the process used for making potassium carbonate, cooking down water and wood ash in earthen pots. — Mark Kurlansky

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern