Funny Chocolate Quotes
Collection of top 29 famous quotes about Funny Chocolate
Funny Chocolate Quotes & Sayings
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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
— J.K. Rowling
It's so much easier to be cynical.
— Louie Anderson
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
— Patrick Skene Catling
And because they were in some way one thing and one purpose, she smiled with him.And they began this day with hope. — John Steinbeck
Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.
— Ryan Reynolds
Even as a partisan Republican, I'm not sure a 40-year run is healthy for either party.
— Ed Gillespie
Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
— Carl Hiaasen
When we talk about the decline of the American family, I think we have to go back to the Industrial Revolution.
— Donald Miller
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
My aim is to integrate business connections into vulnerable communities thus creating jobs.
— David Batstone
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
— Karl Pilkington
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
— David Sedaris
Being gay wasn't his complete identity, but it felt like an important part of himself. And he wanted to be the one to control who knew.
— Ravon Silvius
So these things happen, deep in our lives. We do not speak of them. We hide them even from ourselves, but they do not leave us.
— David Malouf
The name potash is derived from the process used for making potassium carbonate, cooking down water and wood ash in earthen pots.
— Mark Kurlansky
I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.
— Meghan Ciana Doidge
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
— Robert Orben
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
