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How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh

There's hope for everyone. That's what makes the world go round. — Paul Auster

My worry is that opera will become an historic art form as opposed to a living, breathing thing. — Renee Fleming

Of life's two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer's hand. — Kahlil Gibran

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla

The worst way to miss somebody, is when they're right beside you and you miss them anyway - I am number 4 — Pittacus Lore

Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough. — Darynda Jones

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's — John Cena

So is that why you're hanging out here? To seduce bookish chicks?"
"I don't know. Maybe. Is it working? — Elizabeth Brown

A slave will amuse himself in his dungeon; a free man must file through his chains and dig through his prison-walls before he can frolic. — George MacDonald

Don't be offended by your lack of purity. Purity is a seed that will grow and develop. — Frederick Lenz

If we were fossils of two snails
caught in a rock for millions of years.
Would we know we were together? — Natasha Tsakos