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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

The net that catches me when I confront traumatic events is that 10,000 years from now, they will be a reason for rejoicing. — Matt Chandler

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. — Richelle Mead

She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You love me." I laugh back. "I do, and I'm going to show you just how much every chance I get. — J.A. Huss

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves? — Mary Astell

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. — Colin Hanks

I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. — Zooey Deschanel

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Craig Bruce

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance

The highest law gives a thing to him who can use it. — Henry David Thoreau

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. — Ian Frazier

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla

Like I'm all powerful. Like I'm the only man. Like if you ever look at another man like that, I'd kill him. — Maya Banks

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Real happiness provides you the confidence that you never thought was obtainable. — Asa Don Brown

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

In every kind of adversity, the bitterest part of a man's affliction is to remember that he once was happy. — Boethius

I am what time, circumstance, history, have made of me, certainly, but I am also so much more than that. So are we all. — James Baldwin

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance