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Time is the central mystery of our existence. It confines and defines us in many ways.
— Stephen R. Lawhead
I am proud of the campaign that we ran. Obviously, I wish we could have done a little bit better.
— Bernie Sanders
Have to Find
...life
...is
...a -
...gamble
...after
...all. — Ellen Hopkins
...life
...is
...a -
...gamble
...after
...all. — Ellen Hopkins
L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.
— Jay Leno
Sometimes evolving doesn't mean transforming; sometimes it just means owning what is there.
— Salma Hayek
I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.
— Cathy Guisewite
One time I tried to marry a chicken.
— Calum Hood
The government was set to protect man from criminals, and the Constitution was written to protect man from the government.
— Ayn Rand
If you, my fellow copywriters or art directors, want to win the award, devote your genius to making the cash register ring.
— David Ogilvy
Literature took the place in my life that had once been occupied by religion: it absorbed me entirely, and transfigured my life.
— Simone De Beauvoir
What's fame? a fancy'd life in other's breath. A thing beyond us, even before our death.
— Alexander Pope
I can remember the very spot in the road, whilst in my carriage, when to my joy the solution occurred to me.
— Charles Darwin