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The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny. — Mike Nichols

Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry. — Kevin Fong

To reach your goal authentically is probably, in the end, going to mean much more to you than having reached it in a false way. — K'naan

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

I think if it's interesting, it's interesting, and if it's not, it's not working. — Jane Campion

Everybody's talking about people breaking into houses but there are more people in the world who want to break out of houses. — Thornton Wilder

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but there is no scriptural or historical basis for December 25th actually being the day that Jesus was born. — Charity Sunshine Tillemann-Dick

Are they made with real girl scouts — Wednesday Addams

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice. — Jim Norton

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Pop culture writing is about ordinary people in extraordinary circumstances. Literature is about extraordinary people in ordinary circumstances. — Stephen King

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice

I could not work with a girl who did not have a spiritual quality. — Erich Von Stroheim

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano

Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind? — Eugene Ormandy

But we, Equality 7-2521, are glad to be living. If this is a vice, then we wish no virtue. — Ayn Rand

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby