Funny Cat Quotes
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Funny Cat Quotes & Sayings
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A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun
Maruman does not loll.
— Isobelle Carmody
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
— Chic Murray
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ...
— W. H. Auden
I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
— M.J. McGuire
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
— Cat Deeley
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
— Lois Greiman
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
— Lenny Bruce
Come here, cat. You wouldn't want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.
— Connie Willis
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.
— David Mitchell
The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
— Margaret Benson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
— Bob Monkhouse
I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.
— Tionne Rogers
I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys.
— Gretchen Preston
I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.
— M.J. McGuire
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
— Dennis Miller
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
— Martha Stewart
Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves
— David Brunner
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
