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WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. — Woody Allen

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat. — Wes Montgomery

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. — Lemony Snicket

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. — Tallulah Bankhead

Remember, I have a Ph.D. in English literature. — Henry Louis Gates

Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne. — Daniel Waters

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. — Rodney Dangerfield

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. — Christopher Guest

For all I know, my grandfather was a bank robber in Kilsyth. — Peter Capaldi

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Flattery is a counterfeit money which, but for vanity, would have no circulation. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Science may carry us to Mars, but it will leave the earth peopled as ever by the inept. — Agnes Repplier

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White

Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony. — Peter Cook

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. — Mitch Hedberg

Kobe Bryant is the most talented player in the game today; he could do anything. — Alonzo Mourning

The earliest full-length account of a chariot race appears in Book xxiii of the Iliad. — Richard Arnold Epstein