Funny Career Quotes
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Funny Career Quotes & Sayings
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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
There are a lot of things that we could do to minimize what we're doing, but we're not getting back those frogs that I saw that no longer exist.
— Elizabeth Kolbert
It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that is spoken close to my ear.
— E. M. Forster
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
— Tracy Morgan
Nothing's inexplicable. Just not explained yet.
— Elizabeth Hunter
If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.
— Peter Wisan
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.
— Marc Maron
Having a solo career is a funny thing.
— Daryl Hall
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
— Alexander Borodin
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
— E.A. Bucchianeri