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Funny Cannibals Quotes By Vance Havner: Revival precedes evangelism. The church must first repent.

Revival precedes evangelism. The church must first repent. This is the blind spot in our eye today. — Vance Havner

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Matthew Arnold: Without poetry our science will appear incomplete, and

Without poetry our science will appear incomplete, and most of what now passes with us for religion and philosophy will be replaced by poetry. — Matthew Arnold

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Hugh Laurie: Don't go to Casablanca expecting it to be

Don't go to Casablanca expecting it to be like the film. In fact, if you're not too busy, and your schedule allows it, don't go to Casablanca at all. — Hugh Laurie

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Norman Vincent Peale: We are all capable of greater things than

We are all capable of
greater things than we realize. — Norman Vincent Peale

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: An understanding of our position in Christ gives

An understanding of our position in Christ gives us security — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: He limps in his life like the lame

He limps in his life like the lame man in the Proverbs, whose legs were not equal, for his praying is shorter than his preaching. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: Saying I don't take my meds because they

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Pete Seeger: If you love this land of the free,

If you love this land of the free, bring them home, bring them home, Bring them back from overseas. — Pete Seeger

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Maryann Gestwicki: I enjoy feeding every Brain with my words.

I enjoy feeding every Brain with my words. — Maryann Gestwicki

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Steven Wright: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation,

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Lois Greiman: Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Shaikh Mustafa: PEOPLE always REMEMBER to FORGET ME.

PEOPLE always REMEMBER to FORGET ME. — Shaikh Mustafa

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Seanan McGuire: Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying.

Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying.
Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours. — Seanan McGuire

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Paula Hawkins: I'd never realized, not until the last year

I'd never realized, not until the last year or two of my life, how shaming it is to be pitied. — Paula Hawkins

Funny Cannibals Quotes By Rick Yancey: The harder survival becomes, the more you want

The harder survival becomes, the more you want to pull together. And the more you want to pull together, the harder survival becomes. — Rick Yancey