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Funny Can Am Quotes By Jo Graham: Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's

Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

Funny Can Am Quotes By Amy Jo Johnson: I can't imagine actually singing on this show

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson

Funny Can Am Quotes By Greg Chappell: I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm

I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly — Greg Chappell

Funny Can Am Quotes By Katt Williams: White people, you did not get a receipt

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams

Funny Can Am Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You say very funny things. I am sorry

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Can Am Quotes By Terry Pratchett: -Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Can Am Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! — Oscar Wilde

Funny Can Am Quotes By Tom Sizemore: Some actors try to play parts and do

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

Funny Can Am Quotes By Stephanie Lennox: I've been fighting to be who I am

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jessamyn West: A good time for laughing is when you

A good time for laughing is when you can. — Jessamyn West

Funny Can Am Quotes By W. H. Auden: Cats can be very funny, and have the

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

Funny Can Am Quotes By Casey Affleck: If I can't see the humor in it,

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny? — Casey Affleck

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Funny Can Am Quotes By Lemony Snicket: I am so tired, I can hardly type

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Funny Can Am Quotes By Faye Kellerman: That is a fart without wind ... in

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

Funny Can Am Quotes By Emma Stone: The idea that you can't be attractive and

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone

Funny Can Am Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Everything is funny, if you can laugh at

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. — Lewis Carroll

Funny Can Am Quotes By James Lee Burke: It's funny what can happen when you lay

It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens. — James Lee Burke

Funny Can Am Quotes By Holly Hood: Is that a rule? Do you have a

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Funny Can Am Quotes By Dave Sim: I firmly believe that if you can't fool

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

Funny Can Am Quotes By Giovanna Fletcher: I think it's funny how life can lead

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher

Funny Can Am Quotes By Francois Lelord: You must be careful when you ask people

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

Funny Can Am Quotes By Libba Bray: It is funny how you do not miss

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible. — Libba Bray

Funny Can Am Quotes By Carroll Bryant: How am I going to explain to my

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Funny Can Am Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: I can eat you at breakfast, not because

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Can Am Quotes By Ke$ha: I want to show you that you can

I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am. — Ke$ha

Funny Can Am Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Funny things tend not to happen to me.

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. — Rowan Atkinson

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jim Butcher: If you turn into a hideous monster and

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you. — Jim Butcher

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jill Knowles: I am ewe to your ram. How can

I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?"
"The penis is a dead giveaway. — Jill Knowles

Funny Can Am Quotes By Judd Apatow: One of my fears is that I'm suddenly

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

Funny Can Am Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Most man can think no better than a

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Can Am Quotes By Kristen Schaal: As you can see, I speak many languages,

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Can Am Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: That's the only dog I know who can

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Funny Can Am Quotes By Caskie Stinnett: A diplomat is someone who can tell you

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

Funny Can Am Quotes By Charles Dickens: A man can well afford to be as

A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens

Funny Can Am Quotes By Tim Vine: So this bloke says to me, "Can I

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jonathan Winters: I know you can be funny without being

I know you can be funny without being filthy. — Jonathan Winters

Funny Can Am Quotes By Amy Summers: A brick can be used to represent the

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

Funny Can Am Quotes By Stephan Pastis: The principles of comedy are the principles of

The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny. — Stephan Pastis

Funny Can Am Quotes By Elaine Stritch: You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny. — Elaine Stritch

Funny Can Am Quotes By George Orwell: There are some situations from which one can

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. — George Orwell

Funny Can Am Quotes By Bo Burnham: For fifteen cents a day you can feed

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies. — Bo Burnham

Funny Can Am Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct.

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. — Jennifer Estep

Funny Can Am Quotes By Milton Jones: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage,

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones

Funny Can Am Quotes By Emma Chase: I can't make out what they're saying; it

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

Funny Can Am Quotes By Ari Graynor: Comedy is funny when it comes from truth,

Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary. — Ari Graynor

Funny Can Am Quotes By L. Frank Baum: He can't get broke so long as he

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

Funny Can Am Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny Can Am Quotes By Art Hochberg: The funny thing about prayers is you can

The funny thing about prayers is you can absolutely make up your own if you want to. — Art Hochberg

Funny Can Am Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: I'm not the smartest fellow in the world,

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Funny Can Am Quotes By Charlie Higson: No such word as can't. No such word

No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither! — Charlie Higson