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Funny Calendar Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm getting so old my insurance company sends

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Calendar Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: The great love was displayed for us at

The great love was displayed for us at cavalry — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Calendar Quotes By Todd Stocker: Before you eat the elephant, make sure you

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

Funny Calendar Quotes By John Clare: How frail the bloom, how short the stayThat

How frail the bloom, how short the stay
That terminates us all!
Today we flourish green and gay,
Like leaves tomorrow fall. — John Clare

Funny Calendar Quotes By Johnny Moscato: I just looked at the calendar and realized-

I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered — Johnny Moscato

Funny Calendar Quotes By Samuel Rogers: And the Sabbath bell, That over wood and

And the Sabbath bell, That over wood and wild and mountain dell Wanders so far, chasing all thoughts unholy With sounds most musical, most melancholy. — Samuel Rogers

Funny Calendar Quotes By Red Grange: Every football player knows when his time is

Every football player knows when his time is up. — Red Grange

Funny Calendar Quotes By Pamela Araya: The monster in my head lingers still,but he

The monster in my head lingers still,
but he is a good monster. — Pamela Araya