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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield
The great love was displayed for us at cavalry — Sunday Adelaja
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker
How frail the bloom, how short the stay
That terminates us all!
Today we flourish green and gay,
Like leaves tomorrow fall. — John Clare
I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered — Johnny Moscato
And the Sabbath bell, That over wood and wild and mountain dell Wanders so far, chasing all thoughts unholy With sounds most musical, most melancholy. — Samuel Rogers
Every football player knows when his time is up. — Red Grange
The monster in my head lingers still,
but he is a good monster. — Pamela Araya

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