Funny Cake Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Funny Cake

Funny Cake Quotes & Sayings

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I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk. — Lemony Snicket

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

There are all sorts of ways a leader can foster interactive teaching and learning if he starts thinking, Where do I socially architect myself? — Noel Tichy

I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience. — Louie Anderson

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. — John Denver

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

I've never understood having crushes on people who you don't know in real life. — Emma Watson

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. — Natasha Leggero

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson

Dreaming is a journey through wonder, surprise, and freedom. — Anthony Lawlor