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Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Unknown: An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain

An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back! — Unknown

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Remorse. Never yield to remorse, but at once

Remorse.
Never yield to remorse, but at once tell yourself: remorse would simply mean adding to the first act of stupidity a second. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Zoe Wanamaker: My mother was adorable, a great giggler. My

My mother was adorable, a great giggler. My father was very strong and could be quite frightening. — Zoe Wanamaker

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Leonard Saffir: In crisis management, be quick with the facts,

In crisis management, be quick with the facts, slow with the blame. — Leonard Saffir

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By George Whitefield: God forbid that I should travel with anybody

God forbid that I should travel with anybody a quarter of an hour without speaking of Christ to them. — George Whitefield

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: The one thing you shouldn't do is try

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Kirby Larson: I think if you find your passion and

I think if you find your passion and you go with it you are rewarded. — Kirby Larson

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Rick Yancey: My heart ached for the snow.

My heart ached for the snow. — Rick Yancey

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: It is the man determines what is said,

It is the man determines what is said, not the words. — Henry David Thoreau

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had the cab driver drive me here

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By W.C. Fields: If it does not work the first time,

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot. — W.C. Fields

Funny Cab Driver Quotes By Jerry Smith: I may be a twin, but I am

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind. — Jerry Smith