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Funny C Section Quotes By Marianne Williamson: Attack thoughts towards others are attack thoughts towards

Attack thoughts towards others are attack thoughts towards ourselves. — Marianne Williamson

Funny C Section Quotes By Pattie Thomas: When life gets you down... stand on top

When life gets you down... stand on top of it. — Pattie Thomas

Funny C Section Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My cousin is gay, I always tell him

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny C Section Quotes By Chic Murray: I felt as out of place as a

I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section. — Chic Murray

Funny C Section Quotes By R.C. Sproul: The great triad of enemies for Christian growth

The great triad of enemies for Christian growth contain the world, the flesh, and the devil. — R.C. Sproul

Funny C Section Quotes By Irvine Welsh: When I get home I take some sleeping

When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again. — Irvine Welsh

Funny C Section Quotes By Bauvard: Bike lane: the section of the road that

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. — Bauvard

Funny C Section Quotes By Anne Carson: What is a quote? A quote (cognate with

What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away. — Anne Carson

Funny C Section Quotes By Nikolai Gogol: I think that it is one of the

I think that it is one of the most refined joys of this world to interchange thoughts, feelings, and impressions." (H'm! — Nikolai Gogol

Funny C Section Quotes By Demetri Martin: Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!" — Demetri Martin

Funny C Section Quotes By Erasmus Darwin: A fool, Mr, Edgeworth, is one who has

A fool, Mr, Edgeworth, is one who has never made an experiment. — Erasmus Darwin