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Oh, my God, this amazing cool breeze is coming through my window and the sun is shining. I'm happy. — Liv Tyler

And what's above is in the past
As sure as all the angels are. — Wallace Stevens

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show. — William Shakespeare

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. — Michael Callahan

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries. — Margaret Wise Brown

A company is known by the people it keeps. — Will Rogers

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. — Rick Riordan

Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with your children's future. — Bauvard

I am teaching ... It's kind of like having a love affair with a rhinoceros. — Anne Sexton

I have been - I have spoken in Bir Zeit a number of times. — Noam Chomsky

Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them. — Gloria Steinem

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault

In this world only the paranoid survive. — Dean Koontz

I wish we were alone," he says.
"I almost always wish that," I say. — Veronica Roth

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

I'd rather be funny than wise. — Dennis Miller

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

Who made God? Doesn't matter. We are not responsible to a hypothetical maker of God but to our maker - God. — Walter Martin

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

We must rely less on spreadsheets and funding formulas and more on common sense. — Kenny Guinn

I was touching on the idea of the autonomous militaristic or autonomous law enforcement idea, but it wasn't the primary driving force. — Neill Blomkamp