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Funny But Wise Quotes By Liv Tyler: Oh, my God, this amazing cool breeze is

Oh, my God, this amazing cool breeze is coming through my window and the sun is shining. I'm happy. — Liv Tyler

Funny But Wise Quotes By Wallace Stevens: And what's above is in the pastAs sure

And what's above is in the past
As sure as all the angels are. — Wallace Stevens

Funny But Wise Quotes By William Shakespeare: The small amount of foolery wise men have

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show. — William Shakespeare

Funny But Wise Quotes By Michael Callahan: Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. — Michael Callahan

Funny But Wise Quotes By Sherwood Smith: Who in the universe halts when the enemy

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

Funny But Wise Quotes By Brady Anderson: It's so funny that people specify that year

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

Funny But Wise Quotes By Margaret Wise Brown: He was a funny old dog. He liked

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries. — Margaret Wise Brown

Funny But Wise Quotes By Will Rogers: A company is known by the people it

A company is known by the people it keeps. — Will Rogers

Funny But Wise Quotes By Bill Cosby: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Funny But Wise Quotes By Steven Strogatz: I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

Funny But Wise Quotes By Rick Riordan: When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.

When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. — Rick Riordan

Funny But Wise Quotes By Bauvard: Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with

Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with your children's future. — Bauvard

Funny But Wise Quotes By Anne Sexton: I am teaching ... It's kind of like

I am teaching ... It's kind of like having a love affair with a rhinoceros. — Anne Sexton

Funny But Wise Quotes By Noam Chomsky: I have been - I have spoken in

I have been - I have spoken in Bir Zeit a number of times. — Noam Chomsky

Funny But Wise Quotes By Gloria Steinem: Elephants are so wise and so funny and

Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them. — Gloria Steinem

Funny But Wise Quotes By Robert Breault: A wise saying is something you keep picking

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault

Funny But Wise Quotes By Dean Koontz: In this world only the paranoid survive.

In this world only the paranoid survive. — Dean Koontz

Funny But Wise Quotes By Veronica Roth: I wish we were alone," he says."I almost

I wish we were alone," he says.
"I almost always wish that," I say. — Veronica Roth

Funny But Wise Quotes By Christopher Moore: For it is written that if the wise

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

Funny But Wise Quotes By Dennis Miller: I'd rather be funny than wise.

I'd rather be funny than wise. — Dennis Miller

Funny But Wise Quotes By Rick Riordan: (Annabeth says most of that salt water is

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

Funny But Wise Quotes By Walter Martin: Who made God? Doesn't matter. We are not

Who made God? Doesn't matter. We are not responsible to a hypothetical maker of God but to our maker - God. — Walter Martin

Funny But Wise Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Funny But Wise Quotes By Joe Walker: And you'd think that killing people would make

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Funny But Wise Quotes By Kathryn Prescott: I don't have a type looks-wise, but all

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

Funny But Wise Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Funny But Wise Quotes By Curtis Tyrone Jones: Wise is the fool who becomes a master

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Funny But Wise Quotes By Kenny Guinn: We must rely less on spreadsheets and funding

We must rely less on spreadsheets and funding formulas and more on common sense. — Kenny Guinn

Funny But Wise Quotes By Neill Blomkamp: I was touching on the idea of the

I was touching on the idea of the autonomous militaristic or autonomous law enforcement idea, but it wasn't the primary driving force. — Neill Blomkamp