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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
— Jim Jarmusch
It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
— Habeeb Akande
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter.
— Thomas Fuller
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach