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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean.
— J.A. Konrath
End? You don't mean like, dead end?
— Paul Dini
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
— Zach Galifianakis
Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)
— Sarah Cross
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Live mean or die trying.
— Cameron Jace
No means yes in grasshopper language.
— Noel Fielding
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered."Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time.
— Questlove
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating.
— Lynda Mullaly Hunt
But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!
— Terry Pratchett
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
— Steven Moffat
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
— Andy Warhol
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone.
— Elizabeth Little
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
— Jonathan Ashworth
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.
— Craig Ferguson
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
