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Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?
— Margaret Atwood
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
— William Shakespeare
No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away."Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
— Jerry Stiller
There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
It was funny how heartbreak turned into great art.
— Jennifer Probst
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
— Philip K. Dick
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
— Stephen Colbert
It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
I had a tumor. But it was great.
— David Rakoff
What a great hitch to pit!
— Jerry Coleman
Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.
— Henry George Bohn
Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.
— Gail Carriger
I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers couldhave turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson.
— Stephen Leacock
Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for Ivanclaw.
— Margaret Stohl
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.
— Peter Farrelly
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
— G. Gordon Liddy
Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.
— Roselee Goldberg
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
— Edmund Hillary
Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
— Harold Ramis
Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to.
— Sylvester Stallone
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
— Golda Meir
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
— John Lambie
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
